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Unicorn Cup 2026
$25.00
New Logo Forest Version
$25.00
Seal of Steel Bandana
$15.00
White logo black background bandana
$15.00
The Shogun T-Shirt
$25.00
The Shogun Poster
$20.00
Seal of Steel Pillow
$20.00
Trans Sword-i-corn Pillow
$20.00
Rainbow Sword-i-corn Pillow
$20.00
Hilt and Helm Enamel Pins!
$10.00 $15.00
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Hilt and Helm Patch 3.0
$10.00
The Shogun Holographic Sticker
$5.00
Super Swordsman Poster
from $10.00
Original Logo Poster
$13.00
Unicorn Progression Artwork
$15.00
Rhino Progression Artwork
$15.00
Narwhal Progression Artwork
$15.00
"I am no man" Poster
from $10.00
Hilt and Helm Key Chains/Bottle Opener!
$5.00
Hilt and Helm Playing Cards
$10.00
Armed and Fabulous Sticker
$5.00
Gay and Reckless! Holographic Sticker
$5.00
"THE BEE STING!" Holographic sticker
$5.00
"You can't think about your personal problems ..." Sticker!
$5.00
Version 2 of the Hilt and Helm Sticker: Holographic Sweetness
$5.00
Hard to Kill Series of Stickers
$5.00
We're Here, We're Queer, and We Will Stab You Sticker
$5.00
I AM NO MAN Sticker
$5.00
Militant Cabal of Violent Queers Sticker
$5.00
Less Blab More Stab Sticker
$5.00
Patches
$10.00
Hilt and Helm Patch Version 2.0!
$10.00
Gay and Reckless Patch!
$10.00
I AM NO MAN Patch
$10.00
Very Hard to Kill Patches
$10.00
Militant Cabal of Violent Queers Patch
$10.00
Less Blab More Stab Patch
$10.00
Hilt and Helm Stud Earrings
$15.00
Hilt and Helm Necklace
$15.00
Hilt and Helm Necklace and Earring Combo!
$25.00
Hilt and Helm Acrylic Pins!
$5.00
Hilt and Helm Drawstring bag
$20.00
Version 2.0 of the Hilt and Helm T-Shirt!
from $25.00
Easy to Kill Narwhal T-Shirt
$25.00
Gay and Reckless T-Shirt
$25.00
Hilt and Helm T-Shirt
$25.00
Very Hard to Kill Unicorn T-Shirt
$25.00
Hard to Kill Unicorn T-Shirt
$25.00
Easy to Kill Unicorn T-Shirt
$25.00
I Am No Man T-Shirt
$25.00
Very Hard to Kill Rhino T-Shirt
$25.00
Hard to Kill Rhino T-Shirt
$25.00
Easy to Kill Rhino T-Shirt
$25.00
Very Hard to Kill Narwhal T-Shirt
$25.00
Hard to Kill Narwhal T-Shirt
$25.00
Personal Problems T-Shirt
$25.00
We Will Stab You "uwu" T-Shirt - Transgender Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You "uwu" T-Shirt - Gay Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You "uwu" T-Shirt - Bisexual Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You "uwu" T-Shirt - Asexual Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You T-Shirt - Transgender Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You T-Shirt - Gay Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You T-Shirt - Bisexual Pride Variant
$25.00
We Will Stab You T-Shirt - Asexual Pride Variant
$25.00
Less Blab More Stab!
$25.00
Seal of Steel T-Shirt
$25.00
Men's Joggers
$45.00
Damn! You Scary! Unicorn T-Shirt
$25.00
Damn! You Scary Rhino T-Shirt
$25.00
Damn You Scary Narwhal T-Shirt
$25.00
Super Swordsman Rhino T-Shirt
$25.00
Unicorn Super Swordsman T-Shirt
$25.00
Narwhal Super Swordsman T-Shirt
$25.00
Gay Pride Logo
$25.00
Trans Pride Logo
$25.00
Militant Cabal of Violent Queers Black Text T-Shirt
$25.00
Militant Cabal of Violent Queers T-Shirt
$25.00
Hilt and Helm New Logo T
$25.00
Hilt and Helm Water Bottle!
$25.00
Hilt and Helm Stainless Steel Water Bottle!
$25.00

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